Sheik hates the distance and the betrayal, but she can’t afford being recognized under a superficial disguise, can she? Once in a while, the Hero takes her aback, and the false Sheikah forgets herself.
As many names as her soul can go by, she always holds one man close to her heart. The man is sometimes a boy, other, a distant relative, but love has varying expressions. Finally, they would find theirs. Perils could come; their forces were complete.
Zelda in TP is so f-ing gorgeous and had so much potential but she was so utterly pointless in the game.
I wonder what the game would be like if they kept it with the very first trailer of e3 2004.
Zelda’s beauty in TP is definitly something. Even in computed generated 3D. Even if I am a girl.
There's already pirate!Avast fic out there...
ExpositionFairy: I still want that scenario we were talking about a million years ago, with all the antivirus programs
ExpositionFairy: ZoneAlarm the hyperactive overenthusiastic one who will. not. shut. up.
ExpositionFairy: Norton the bossy micromanager
winzler: I have a soft spot for zonealarm. He's like a kitten bringing a million dead mice for the owner to inspect
ExpositionFairy: I imagine him with Space Core's voice
ExpositionFairy: Ooh! Ooh! Lady! Hey! Hey lady! Where we goin!? Look! Over there! That guy doesn't have permission! I will block him! Did you see how I blocked him? Lady! Look!
winzler: Symantec the Unremovable
winzler: standing there like Conan
ExpositionFairy: AVG the laid back guy who nobody takes seriously until a virus shows up and suddenly he's Kung Fu Jesus
ExpositionFairy: with his snarky sidekick MalwareBytes
ExpositionFairy: Kaspersky the six-foot-ten Russian dude
winzler: and Windows Firewall who noone even notices until they realize all the doors are locked and nothing is working.
Silvara: (Oooh, pirate!Avast? Where?)
[…] my overall favorite character(s) are probably Alan and Tron(zler). I love them for their snark, their no-bullshit attitudes, the way they’re both actually really sweet and kind of dorky underneath the srsbzns exteriors, the way they both put up with an UNBELIEVABLE amount of horrific bullcrap and still keep fightin’ on, dem bitchfaces, and of course that ridiculously pretty face. Plus, as I already said, I am an eternal whore for underappreciated characters, and it takes a special kind of asshole creative team to consistently render the guys who SHOULD be the main characters into cameo NPCs in the series that bears their name.
brb framing in gold
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